This is how we do it

How many people have seen that Jackson and Hewitt commercial where the black guy is dancing on the desk to the song "This is how we do it" because he did his taxes? Overall very funny. But my only request is that they didn't zoom in so close while he's wiggling his jiggly arms around. It was rather disgusting.

On another note, I finished my bikini wax. This time in the hands of a professional. I have to say that it wasn't anywhere near as torturous as I expected. I am actually planning on making it a regular event. Way easier than any other type of upkeep.

She even did my legs for free since I already attempted half myself. Which was an awesome deal.

Oh the joys of being a woman.

What the!!!

You can finish that statement. That's what I was screaming as I gave myself a partial bikini wax. I say partial because after I did one part I couldn't bring myself to finish it. Waxing is possibly the most painful thing I have ever endured.

If I ever become magical the first thing I will do is permanently remove all unwanted body hair, painlessly.

Seriously, being a girl sucks sometimes. Why do men get to be hairy and we have to torture ourselves?

Miserable

I hate base ER. I waited for 3 1/2 hours to have Abigail seen by the doctor. It took him about 30 seconds and I still think he just guessed. I'm so annoyed.
And we got out so late that the pharmacy was closed so no medications for her.
PLUS the doctor said I need to take her to her doctor tomorrow, which will turn out to be more like thursday or even friday since base takes forever and is always full.

I'm so stressed out right now I just want to cry. This is the last thing I want ever but especially with only a couple days before Jon comes home. I have so much to get done that I can't possibly accomplish anymore.

I've figured it out!!

I've been trying to figure out what to put on Jon's homecoming banner for a while now. I didn't want to do the usual sexual innuendo or simple welcome home. I wanted to be creative. And by george I think I've got it!!

Jon, if you read past this point and ruin the surprise I will be super upset and mad. So You're better off stopping right here. Thank you <3



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Jon actually came up with the idea without knowing it. He was joking and told me I better use glow in the dark paint if I make a banner because he's coming in at night and wont see it.
So that's just what I'm going to do.
I'm going to use a black sheet and write "If you can read this he's almost here<3" in glow in the dark paint.
During the day people will wonder why someone hung up a blank banner but at night everyone will be all like AWWW how sweet! lol.

At least I hope it works out. It would be pretty pathetic if you still couldn't read it at night lol.

Better do a test run ahead of time.

Did I write that?

Have you ever had a moment where you read something you wrote a long time ago and don't even remember writing it?

I had a new comment on an old post and I didn't even remember writing it. I remembered bits a pieces. I don't know if it's my horrible memory or not. I'd like to think I just get in the zone sometimes when I'm feeling expressive. But it's probably my lack of memory.

It's kind of nice though. The post was pretty inspirational and creative I was proud of myself haha.

Anyways, you should go read some of your old posts. They might send you down memory or lack of memory lane.

Homework blows

I really hate assignments. Half the time I think they are pointless busy work. I am so ready to finally be done with my degree. June 2 nd is the special day. 4 classes left in my undergraduate degree.

Now a big decision needs to be made. Do I immediately continue schooling towards my MBA? Do I wait? Do I continue at all?

I've always wanted to accomplish my master's degree but I'm worn out on schooling. After this year Jon is going back to school for his degree so unless I do something online I can't do it at all. My dream would be to get my associates in sonography so I can be an ultrasound technician. That can't be done online though so I would have to wait about 4 years. So, during that time I should probably just suck it up and finish my MBA in about a year and 1/2.

Oh school, you really stink.

I got THE email

I got THAT email!! :-) I've known the date for a while now but it's still nice to see it written in that email with a time and place associated with it. For all of you military wives this doesn't need explanation. For all of you that don't understand this email means that Jon will be home SOON!! Definitely before the end of the month and before it's even hit half way through the month.

I'll be smiling for the next less thank 2 weeks :-)